Tissues Anyone?

These have been my very best friend the last couple of days...

Have you ever felt like you have to sneeze and then AHHHH you cant?!

This would be me about every 5 minutes for the last week with NO SNEEZE...

Seriously I think i am going to rip off my nose. I have been so close! I don't think i can take it anymore! I'm sorry i'm such a complainer, but seriously this sucks... I hate being sick!

I really have better things to do.

Anyone want to take over my sickness for me?? I'll give it to you for free at no charge. You know you want it.